Summary
AT A time when the news is dominated by murders, violence and crime, it is consoling to know that Justice Minister Dermot Ahern is busy opening supermarkets!
I would like to remind you, Minister, that Dustin the Turkey could have opened Tesco. On reflection, may I suggest a better solution? You stay with Tesco and let Dustin take over the Department of Justice. Maybe then we will be safe in our own homes.See the full content of this document
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Give Dustin the Job
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