Summary
WHEN a giraffe turned up at Covent Garden saying she had come straight from Africa to join the Royal Ballet, the place was in uproar.
'I'm graceful, I'm elegant, I have long legs and my eyelashes are my own,' she offered, modestly.See the full content of this document
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Leggy Dancer ; Peterborough - Heartwarming, Eccentric and Funny . . . It's the Column That Belongs Entirely to You, the Reader
'Also, I have a beautiful line - and so much of it. And then there's my neck: it's perfect for the ballet.' She gazed imploringly over her left shoulder to demonstrate the point.
'Oh, please, Madam, do let's give her a chance!' chorused several yo...See the full content of this document

