Roll Up for Another Sticky Encounter ; Peterborough

Daily Mail (December 13, 2007)

Author: Peterborough

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THOUGH I have no idea who invented Sellotape, I wish he hadn't bothered.

Does the stuff have a mind of its own and a sexual preference? I watch my wife with a grudging admiration sprinkled with envy as she takes the reel in one hand, the loose end in the other, pulls a strip to the desired length and bites it off.

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Roll Up for Another Sticky Encounter ; Peterborough

When I unroll a piece and try to bite it off, I end up with it either stuck to my chin or twisted into a ball. I usually repeat this performance two or three times before accepting defeat. I then collect the pieces and throw a...

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