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'My girlfriend wants to bonk for Britain – she's eating me alive'

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Vincent
Published date25 April 2024
Publication titleDaily Star: Web Edition Articles (England)
She’s eating me alive. She can’t get enough of my body; she’s ringing me 20 times a day and won’t let me see my friends or family. It’s too much

The minute she sees me her hands are under my clothes. Even if we’re in company, she thrusts her tongue down my throat and touches me up. My siblings groan: “Get a room.”

Recently, at a work dinner, she snogged my face off in front of my boss. She wasn’t even drunk. Of course, I told her to stop. She claimed she was only having a laugh, but I was left looking like a complete idiot.

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I’m flattered that she finds me so desirable but even I have my limits. We’ve been an item for a few months but still haven’t moved on from the super loved-up stage.

Whole weekends are lost in a blur of sweat, tongues, and sex toys. I love passion; but, sometimes, I can’t help feeling more than a little used.

The thing is, she’s amazing looking and I know loads of people I was at school with are jealous that she’s with me.

She has given me tremendous kudos and status. Dumping her isn’t an option because I finally feel that I’m a someone. Yet, dealing with her day-to-day is challenging when all she wants to do is bonk for Britain and silence me with kisses.

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